*Steven Miller revealed to have been a Robot all along.

*Lindsay Graham does full drag queen story hour in desperate attempt to get Trump attention.

*X goes bankrupt but is then bailed out by US Government.

*Tesla introduces new vehicle with special “Mexican Detection System”, sold only to ICE in exclusive contract worth billions.

*Trump suggests giving chickens hydroxychloroquine to fight avian flu.

*Melania detained for hours by ICE because Don won’t answer his phone while golfing.

*State of Nebraska sold in entirety to Vladimir Putin

Let’s see… Some non political ones…

*Dodgers forfeit World Series after not being able to find a starting pitcher due to entire staff having Tommy John surgery.

*Diddy released after identifying as white during trial.

*Boston Dynamics reveals their first sex robot

H.E.R.O.

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