Depression? You can have some of mine, I have more than enough for everyone.

Ha! Kid and Play for someone of my intelligence! All you have to do is drink an Odd just a sip and the rest of the Juice is yours!

But certainly not the last time anyone will laugh at Rob Schneider.

Do I care that it’s happening? No. Do I enjoy hearing about Musk’s toys being broken? Absolutely.

All the while pushing ridiculous RTO agendas.

Barbie shoots dogs? TIL

Yeah but my signature would be really boring if I hadn’t learned it. But also fuck you Miss. Merrell you crotchety old bag. 

One could say that they gifted him a bribe.

Fitbod.

Do you like fish sticks?

That’s a lot of Seamen.

I bet he got it by ripping off some Libyan Nationalists. Too bad plutonium isn’t sold at the local corner drugstore in 2025.

lol, “Oh hell naw.”

That’s the most Keanu Reeves’s eating a sandwich on a park bench of Hawks that I have ever seen.

lol. Gross. But lol.

You know what Republican white Jesus always says, “When the going gets tough, attack a child.”

“Accidentally“

Mr. Sinister. He’s such a good villain which always makes for wonderful battles.

FYI for iPhone users if you run into the Fuzz and you need to lock it out of biometrics, hit the lock button five times. This will start the emergency call count down but once canceled the iPhone can only be opened via passcode. Caveat, you need to have the five press to call turned on in Settings>Emergency SOS>Call with 5 Button presses