Congratulations on finding a position! Even if it’s a placeholder job, it’s still good to have something on the CV

Lotte tore her plantar fascia, I can’t imagine how facking annoying and painful that is. Wish her a speedy recovery.

So we’re playing the Cherries for preseason as well 👀

Yeesh Spain 👀

“Saved by their Bellingham” ---- Ian Darke

Oh wow hot damn! Motherfucker I dare you to bench Foden and start Toney next match then.

Wow damn Jude. That’s a goal.

And now they take off their best player this match 🤣

I mean that looked much better from the team tbh

That’s gonna be called offside innit?

The thing is that this kind of performance isn’t even new, they have been really lackluster with warm up matches and friendlies. Barely scraped by group stages really. The only saving grace is that Rice and Saka will get a longer break until the American tour

I would bench Bellingham as well…he hasn’t been great either but then again here we are

So who do we think will take over this hot potato job after this?

And there it is…

The way this ref is handling things this will be the Battle of Gelsenkirchen

Jeebus the backline is horrendous today

Trippier you donkey 🤦🏻‍♀️ a fucking sitter

Saka looking good

Pickford looks to have done something to his hand…

The Kane situation is really you’re damned if you do and you’re damned if you don’t. If he subs or benches him and they don’t perform people would be why did you not use him. If he doesn’t perform then people will go well you got other options why have you not used them.

It’s the history of England managers.