Reminds me of the Egyptian aristocracy, they would be pissed off if they knew their 4000 yo mummy will end up getting shown at a museum or destroyed by a tomb raider. But what would happen if they managed to revive them today, probably a temporary experiment on a lab, the pharaoh just lived in a closed environment for a couple of months and for most of modern day people it would be just some science news they scrolled by on tiktok

I would volunteer… for money

That happens when you use tweets as training data

Publish on a public university or institute

Google: don’t be --evil–

Points of authority

Stock was at 420 and that was all that matters

Wait, wasn’t always like this? Also data caps? Is this talking about mobile or wifi internet?

Half of lottery winners lose it all in less than a year, let’s hope this isn’t one of them

WTF? No pyramids? -the aliens

Someone figured it out how to make, farm and mass produce the Higgs boson, creating microscopic particles that can generate infinite electricity with simple mechanical systems thanks to their high gravity and then humanity starts develop insane tech powered by gravity waves, traveling faster than speed of light becomes possible by switching gravity on and off. Then obviously some company or government make too much of it and collapses into a microscopic blackhole that instantly falls into the center of the earth quickly eating the planet inside out.

Plague inc with cheat codes on

Unironically women should be able to say no instead of just ghosting nonstop, just say literally anything. Communication benefits both sides

That’s only from wages, it’s not counting all the other forms of crimes that companies do, like speculation with physical stock, false marketing, investor fraud, inventory destruction, monopoly, intelectual theft, etc etc

You can switch the salad for literally anything

Jokes on you, I can’t afford them

Yes, fuck meta

Israeli racial recognition program for example

They are the same picture

This is so real it’s not longer funny