It’s this mentality that prevents us from creating time machines

“can you smell what the rock is cooking?”

Really? They don’t get to choose if it’s alright for their kids to hear about their gay teachers husband. But drugs, that’s important for democracy to work

Mobius strip tease

In space, no one can hear you creme…

Wait a minute… that turned out too horny

The article isn’t for us. It’s for the super rich to justify their wealth. They’ll read that and think, “yeah, I made my sacrifices, these kids need to make theirs if they want to be as wealthy as me. Now how do I pay my daughter to talk to me again?”

Shadowheart is a jedi confirmed