First the ghost of Kiev, now a shell necromancer. What’s next, are they sending warlocks to the front lines?

If you really believe that, you better start stockpiling Chinese products. If this shit happens, you’ll be hard-pressed to get spares for all the stuff you own and all the stuff that goes into making all the stuff you own

This reminds me of that scene from Don Camillo where the titular priest has entered a hunger strike against the policies of the communist mayor Peppone, who then turns up with a bag of porridge to forcefeed him through a funnel

Zaluzhny’s Art of War: Maybe don’t send the entire army head-first into a seven-layered death trap protected by an unrelenting torrent of heavy artillery as they are carrying only a handgun and a bag of meth

Zaluzhny’s Art of War (officially revised edition): On second thought, do

But you see, if the West had bothered funding its own clean energy sector, it might have grown fat and complacent while sheltered from the innovative pressure on the free market; instead of depending on China at every single step of the supply chain, being outclassed by Chinese producers even in their own domestic market, and finding itself firing up its old coal plants again

“Why can’t you shut up about us openly funneling money and weapons to a far-right secessionist regime in your country”

Ahahaha

Just this year, our brilliant government decided to increase fossil fuels in the energy mix by 6% of the total due to quitting nuclear

He knows that it can be killed with a chainsaw, which I myself did not believe even after diligently studying the work of Tatsuki Fujimoto

For reference, this is the temperature inside a cup of tea. It is hotter than it gets in a washing machine

Sadly, despite all Republican insistence to the contrary, China will not be able to build a chip that fits into Biden’s brain for another five years