Yeah all the above is head canon for me now.

Why does this dude have a Joseph Goebbels “I’ve just had my picture taken by a Jewish person” look on his face?

Don’t forget the poop shoveling pit at the bottom

What if there’s a fire?

“Our troops are merely passing by…”

OP this post is a few hours old now if still nothing, you could try a single dose of milk of magnesia to get things going but continue a high fiber diet the next few days to get everything back on track.

Thank you did not catch those orgins

“Next time baby!”

To stay consistent with expected Mercedes road-behavior care, the self driving mode is programmed to change lanes without signaling.

I have been thinking this since I first heard about it. Give the role to someone who got the short end of the stick but has the passion.