A Ford Expedition from a car rental place. It felt like driving around a ten ton brick through molasses. It was the least responsive and awkward shit box I’ve ever had the displeasure of piloting. It was so bad I literally drove to the nearest rental place to exchange it for a smaller car.

Literally any ad. I hate advertising in all forms and it does nothing but piss me off. If your ad is intrusive enough, I’ll remember it well enough to never buy your product.

Yeah Mozart really fell off after he died.

I’m not tired.

I see you have neither learned or been born with kindness.

As a sufferer of illness anxiety disorder, what you’re describing sounds a lot like the thought processes I went through before seeking therapy for it.

You’ve described very little evidence indicating you have diabetes, but a ton of evidence indicating you have illness anxiety disorder. I am not a doctor and cannot diagnose you, but my suggestion is to talk to a professional who can.

Regularly. I refuse to buy a phone without a headphone jack.

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It is and we are.

What the actual fuck? People can’t possibly think his word is worth anything more than sewage.

It’s pro, that’s why.

If my cat and I shared a birthday, I’d probably get a kick out of this.

short cumming

Please tell me more.

What is this cheeseless abomination?

This is one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. I highly recommend it.