iCloud…thats Apple right?

already got my Insta Obit written. Kinda excited, like when I left reddit.

they spelled “Hello World!” wrong

“and what’s Fonzy like?”

“c-c-cool?”

their window sticker makes me feel threatened

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You got time to duck?

Gen X is getting AARP literature in the mail. I know some people who’s kids have graduated college.

Unmuted Porn from a crackly laptop speaker

He Meat Man

Doon Doon Dak, Dak a Doon Dak

Good, I could use some clown blood.

I’ll gay-woke everyone in this room. try me!

upvotes stopped at 69. I am legally required not to vote rule.

Ookla the Mok is a completely unfair thirst trap

it looks like a forbidden lovers rendezvous…

you know we shouldn’t do this…but I love you…but, we can’t!

Oh you like gummy bears? Here is some peanut brittle, a loaf of bread, and the definitive repair manual for the 1964 Studebaker Avanti.

Re-Pete-the-Cat was Non-Union Labor.

was that when that happened? hahahhaha, omg that is great.

vacation? that would crazy.