I don’t like it at all. You’re shamelessly advertising and named yourself after a Nestle product to boot. Get the fuck out of here.

Yeah really. I read that as “got featured in the magazine known for doing cover shoots of frauds.” Weird flex.

This is exactly why I prefer ThinkPads

https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/Leopards_Eating_People's_Faces_Party

I have not until now heard of anyone calling for the Great Lakes to be nuked but I kinda support it. Where do I sign the petition?

I have this book and Jesus Fuck that story is nightmare fuel.

I mean, dude got it pretty spot on, so can we really criticize the accuracy?

I use MATE for this very reason

I’m pretty sure no part of this is a good thing

"It’ll have to go,” the men of Krikkit said as they headed back for home.

Bette Davis Eyes - Kim Carnes?