Something something, ICE TO MEET YOU! something something.

That’s not a fact, my friend. “beat up” is certainly relative, and I would absolutely say it does not apply here. Definitely not my favorite Tarantino movie but this is not the hill to die on.

I agree completely. “Executives” basically anyone above a director level loves to throw their authority aeound. We recently got a new CEO and he wanted to get OneDrive working even though we’re a Google shop. At least 3 different teams had to adjust policy and then put him in his own Active Directory OU, because he said “we shouldn’t be in the business of telling employees what software they should use, we should just support it.”

That’s awesome. Thanks for sharing!

Trust him only to ensure the survival of the human race, nothing more, nothing less.

You absolutely do not have to answer. But do you work for OSHA?

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That’s alright, you tried. Looks like people understood the intent and had a good laugh. One of my dyslexic wife’s better misspeaks was taking a guess at “Jormungandr”, and she went with “Juggernaut”. Gorilla warfare certainly is a more fun image to picture.

If I’m not mistaken, the idea in this instance is: A joke becomes a lot less funny the 300th time around. If the was for comedy it was failing by being a reiteration of that same joke.

My wife uses one and it has helped her sleep better immensely. Anecdotal, but probably worth a shot.

I agree, this throws me off more than anything else with the changes.

Oh no, my good sir, not while you go into work.

While you’re at work. If you’re WFH, you could be staring at the door, that person is coming through the dog door anyway.