I took it as a joke that he only ever looks that one direction.

Yes

The article was disappointingly lacking, but would radiation still not penetrate Mars crust to a certain degree? Having the terraforming capability and magnetic shield in place within a 4 year period per individual seems to be the constraints implied.

Sadness. RIP lovely one. Best hope for the future of the two kitties.

That’s enough jinternet for now…

That’s harsher fines than being an insurrectionist.