Language is fake and there are no rules. So long as it doesn’t actively impede the ability for people to be understood, there is no need to “correct” language. (Even then, maybe you could just ask for clarification instead of being a self righteous prick about it) You sound like that teacher who would condescendingly ask “I don’t know can you use the restroom???” when you would ask “can I use the bathroom?” instead of “may I use the restroom?” Nobody likes that teacher. And, because I’m a leftist on the internet, I need to point out that refusing to address someone until they “spoke right” is some Jim Crow era shit that can and has been used to enforce bigotry of all sorts. Pull the English 101 book out of your anus

Oof. Hope things are better for you and your dad

As far as fast acting laxatives go, the lemon lime mag citrate ain’t half bad. I would recommend drinking it on the toilet though

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That wasn’t a crash out, that was the apex of western culture

He was a known and active anti fascist protester, open carry is legal in Utah*, and this guy was specifically known for open carrying and dressing like this at demonstrations. AND the “peacekeepers” poor aiming killed someone completely unrelated to any of this. Additionally, the 50501 peacekeepers at this protest were explicitly told not to carry any firearms.

The whole “he shouldn’t have been carrying”, “he was being suspicious” and general victim blaming is the same garbage rationale the cops use when they kill someone for no good reason. Some dipshit in a hi-vis vest wanted to be a hero and now an innocent person is dead. Fuck that guy

source the section about the shooting starts around the 13:30 mark

Is that like 3rd base for ferengi?

I own one because I’m a coffee snob and enjoy pourovers. Before I went down that whole road, no. And neither did anyone I knew well enough to dig through their kitchen

Funny you mention that, there literally is a slaughter beach in Florida. It just uses the Spanish word, matanzas. There’s also slaughter high school and slaughter state forest, and fort slaughter

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The one I’ve heard is, if you spilled a glass of red wine on it, how hard would you work to clean/fix it? It’s more in the vein of decluttering as opposed to replacing furniture. So obv your couch and TV are exceptions

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again. The “left” isn’t a big enough voting bloc to swing an election. I’m an anti-electoralist and I voted for the fucking cop. Most of us vote despite our opinions on the two party system. Blame white liberals. They’re the ones who didn’t show up

Steve Jobs my balls

Did the same thing with my Thinkpad, 1 tb SSD, 20gb ram (16 gig stick and 4 soldered on) and an upgrade wifi card. Best computer I’ve ever had

When you put it like that I get even more depressed

Sunjay kaput

You can’t handle my weakest delivery boys, traveler

1. Put your hair up, you can also have your hair cut person (whatever they’re called) layer your hair. It isn’t a big deal, I live in Florida and if I can tolerate it in the middle of summer, you shouldn’t have any issues

2. Depends on your hair type and skin. My partner washes her hair once a week, I was mine every other day. If your point of reference is short hair, then yes, it is harder to wash and dry. But it isn’t a big deal, even for my ADHD ass.

3. True. And in your laundry and ass crack too. Idk how it gets in my ass crack but it does.

4. Wear your hair up or back when you need it out of your face.

5. Don’t set your hair on fire? That’s just a problem in general, not even a long hair thing.

6. I brush my hair before I put it up for work and before I go to bed. Takes less than 5 minutes out of my day. E: I’ll also brush it if I’m wearing it down and I want it to look nice while going out. Even with that it’s still a miniscule amount of time