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Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml to cats@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Seems fair

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Seems fair

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Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml to cats@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    10 years ago, I started dating a girl and her cat licked my hair. We got married and have lots of cats together.

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      Thats… not how the birds and the bees work.

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        deleted by creator

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        But we’re talking about humans and cats.

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    My cat insists upon “lap time” with me every evening. After our lap time she goes over to my wife and licks her hair.

    They say that when a cat spoons you or sits in your lap, it’s treating you as their mama. If a cat licks your hair it’s grooming you, treating you as their child.

    By this logic, my cat thinks that I am my wife’s grandpa.

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    I’m bald but I shave the hair that still grows. My cat likes to rub her belly on my head when it’s freshly shaved. I’m telling you, you haven’t lived until you’ve had a kitten rub their belly on your bald head until they fall asleep.

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    I would let Milo lick my hair, he looks like a great boy.

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    pretty cat though damn

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    Only mens’ hair? Does length matter?

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      they gotta find a bald guy, unless he sleeps naked it wont be much an issue

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        I still have eyebrows and a beard thank you

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          Seriously tho

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    I would be honored to have my hair licked by Milo.

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    Rude! You’re not single; you have Milo!

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    My cat licks my wrists for some reason.

    Very specific.

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