Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 1 year agoIt's what we call a 'low cost of living area.'lemmy.worldimagemessage-square96fedilinkarrow-up1945arrow-down118
arrow-up1927arrow-down1imageIt's what we call a 'low cost of living area.'lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.world to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square96fedilink
minus-squareZeroCool@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up134·1 year ago1994: If you don’t straighten up and take your education seriously you’re gonna end up living in a van down by the river! 2024: If you don’t straighten up and take your education seriously you’ll never be able to afford to live in a van down by the river!
minus-squareCaptain Janeway@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up52·1 year ago2044: if you don’t straighten up and take your mining operation seriously, you’ll never be able to afford middle school.
minus-squareherrcaptain@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up40·1 year ago2064: If you don’t fight in the water wars, you aren’t entitled to your daily rations of water.
minus-squarethanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up31·1 year ago2164: If you don’t endure the bottomless despair of unfathomable suffering, you will never be permitted to endure the bottomless despair of somewhat fathomable suffering.
minus-squareSailorMoss@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 year agoService guarantees citizenship!!?!
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·1 year agoWould you like to know more?
minus-squarebooleT@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up10·edit-21 year ago2054: if you don’t straighten up and take your education seriously, you’ll never be able to afford to live
minus-squareDiplomjodler@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 year agoYou’re behind on your oxygen bill again. If you don’t pay by next week your nose and mouth will be sown shut.
1994: If you don’t straighten up and take your education seriously you’re gonna end up living in a van down by the river!
2024: If you don’t straighten up and take your education seriously you’ll never be able to afford to live in a van down by the river!
2044: if you don’t straighten up and take your mining operation seriously, you’ll never be able to afford middle school.
2064: If you don’t fight in the water wars, you aren’t entitled to your daily rations of water.
2164: If you don’t endure the bottomless despair of unfathomable suffering, you will never be permitted to endure the bottomless despair of somewhat fathomable suffering.
Service guarantees citizenship!!?!
Would you like to know more?
No.
2054: if you don’t straighten up and take your education seriously, you’ll never be able to afford to live
You’re behind on your oxygen bill again. If you don’t pay by next week your nose and mouth will be sown shut.