Spread some bread or cracked corn on the car, the pigeons and crows will shit on the car for you.

These cars are definitely a good example of the emperors new clothes, aren’t they.

Do it like they did against a Hungarian far-right leader: use dogshit.

Take a shit on the roof instead

Naw, see. You gotta find someone with chickens, then ask to buy the rotten eggs. $2 later, you have eggs that are fine to waste!