InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 22 hours agoJohn 14:6lemmy.worldimagemessage-square27fedilinkarrow-up1441arrow-down18file-text
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minus-squareSnot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up49arrow-down1·21 hours ago Jesus’ mum was this woman, the Virgin Mary, who one night got visited by an angel and told she’d been gotten pregnant by a Holy Ghost. Of course, actual ghosts jizz ectoplasm which only contains ghost sperm, but Jesus wasn’t born a phantom, leading experts to believe Mary wasn’t impregnated by a real ghost, but by a man in a sheet like in Scooby-Doo. -Philomena Cunk
minus-squarej4k3@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·21 hours agoBibs never said Hose F. checked the hymen. If the merry story was straight, this plot hole would be closed. Old Hosed F. wore a red uniform on TNG
minus-squareCort@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-21 hour agoWas this text to speech? Either way, upvoting for old hosed F
-Philomena Cunk
Excellent hyperlink manners!
Bibs never said Hose F. checked the hymen. If the merry story was straight, this plot hole would be closed. Old Hosed F. wore a red uniform on TNG
Was this text to speech? Either way, upvoting for old hosed F
It was joking around; intentional