InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 hours agoJohn 14:6lemmy.worldimagemessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up1364arrow-down15file-text
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minus-squarerc__buggy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up23arrow-down1·14 hours agoYou must feel Jesus enter you.
minus-squarei_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·14 hours agoI’m so full of the spirit, I think I’m about to burst.
minus-squaregravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·10 hours agoHey wait a minute, I thought Santa was supposed to to come, not Jesus
minus-squarei_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-25 hours agoSanta only comes once a year, but the Lord comes for me whenever I need him.
minus-squaregravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 hours agoNo, wait, hold on, that’s just your priest
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 hours agoAnyway, both of them leave kids’ rooms with an empty sack.
minus-squareInternetCitizen2@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·14 hours agoAnother soul saved!
You must feel Jesus enter you.
I’m so full of the spirit, I think I’m about to burst.
Hey wait a minute, I thought Santa was supposed to to come, not Jesus
Santa only comes once a year, but the Lord comes for me whenever I need him.
No, wait, hold on, that’s just your priest
Anyway, both of them leave kids’ rooms with an empty sack.
Another soul saved!