A Møøse once bit my sister…
Was she karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge—her brother-in-law—an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: “The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, and “The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink”?
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He’s waiting for you to give him a muffin.
Mounties should domesticate these things and ride when around
Well, elephants were domesticated eventually, so it’s theoretically possible. But if I were cut off between a moose and a bear, I’d take my chances with the bear.
Imagine if you were cut off between them because they were cooperating, though, enemies working together for the common goal of killing you and eating your body
No thanks.
It’s a sign … that you’re in Canada
Also one that you’re on the mainland :P
On guard for thee!
It’s not polite to take pictures of people’s flanks.
Ma!
