over_clox@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 days agoWe still have three eggs up for auction.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square58fedilinkarrow-up1423arrow-down17file-text
arrow-up1416arrow-down1imageWe still have three eggs up for auction.lemmy.worldover_clox@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 days agomessage-square58fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareRoflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·8 days agoCan I interest you in more Eggs?
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·8 days agoThose look like 3D printed synthetic eggs. Does this package include the 3D printed synthetic chicken they came from?
minus-squareRoflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·8 days agoNo, but I give you the file so you can print you own chicken! 🐔
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·8 days agoSir/mam, this file is for a rooster. How do you egg a rooster?
minus-squareRoflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·8 days agoWhoops wrong file. DO NOT PRINT COCK.STL ITS NOT AN ANIMAL.
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·8 days agoShit, too late. It still looks like an animal! How long before it lays an egg?
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·8 days agoThese are hard times yo, protein is protein…
Can I interest you in more Eggs?
Those look like 3D printed synthetic eggs.
Does this package include the 3D printed synthetic chicken they came from?
No, but I give you the file so you can print you own chicken! 🐔
Sir/mam, this file is for a rooster. How do you egg a rooster?
Whoops wrong file.
DO NOT PRINT COCK.STL ITS NOT AN ANIMAL.
Shit, too late.
It still looks like an animal! How long before it lays an egg?
J…just don’t eat them.
These are hard times yo, protein is protein…