So sad to hear mark has passed away so soon after his rat-penis transplant.
Let’s unpack this.
Do you mean that convicted baby-eater and Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg, who died 17 days ago at the age of 153, had rat’s penis transplanted onto him?
Or do you mean that Mark Zuckerberg, sole founding member of Rat Penis Enthusiasts’ Quarterly, had a rat transplanted onto his penis?
I’m asking because the details matter in these trying times.
Yes
convicted baby-eater
This is very misleading. Zuckerberg only makes broth out of babies, he does not eat them whole.
so a baby drinker, then?
Broth is broth. It’s delicious.
No no no. They put his penis on the rat.
He’s actually still the president.
It’s Mike Zuckerberg
Yike Zuckerberg
In other news, Elon Musk was rushed to the hospital today because of ‘a foreign object being lodged in his rectum’. A reliable source mentioned that the billionaire slipped and fell on an unfortunately placed basket of potatoes.
An attending physician anonymously commented that the object proved difficult to remove as ‘the patient was extremely uptight’.
Further information will be shared as it becomes available.
Was this ‘foreign object’ a certain social media founder’s rat penis?
