Fixes your CNS and cures cancer, if only the sheeple knew… Baaaa

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    12 days ago
    1. It can regrow missing limbs

    2. It prevents bad breath

    3. It promotes the secretion of good vibe pheromones

    4. It kills bed bugs

    5. It prevents wrinkled clothing

    6. It reduces the number of tries needed to insert a USB stick

    7. It makes feet smell like fresh bread

    8. It improves night vision in areas with high humidity