I’m sure there is a perfectly logical explanation for all of this strange behavior from ScarJo.
… The explanation being her movie “Under The Skin” is in fact, a documentary, and Academy Award nominated actress Scarlett Johansson wasn’t acting: She is actually an alien creature wearing human skin sent to Earth from Scotland to collect information on human behavior.
Do you two go to the same meetings? Because I’m suspicious about how you know about this. Plus you’re both big Hollywood celebrities.
It’s common knowledge. There is this other famous one who isn’t even trying to hide at this point and calls himself “Zark MuckerBorg” or something.
Like, can you be any more obvious?
This is pretty bold stuff from someone famous for playing a plastic doll.
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