I once got frisked at the o2 centre in London going into a comedy show and the security guard straight up grabbed my penis. We made eye contact like yup, that’s a penis
Haha the same thing happened to me, at Chicago O’Hare airport.
Before they searched me the man said I had a “suspicious package” in my “groin area”. I’ll never forget the man’s face as he grabbed a handful of dick. Eye contact as well, it was so romantic (probably not for him, but I still had a semi so…)
Lmfao the parenthesized text makes this absolute gold
“GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS”
“What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?”
“Ladies and gentlemen, this is democracy manifest!”
“That’s a nice headlock, sir! I see that you know your judo well!”
It’s a good thing I posted it here
He wouldn’t have caught such a beating if the erection hadn’t gotten even larger during the beating.
THE PISTOL IS GETTING BIGGER, HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!
“stop resisti- wait wtf STOP ENJOYING IT”
God gave you the boner that got your ass beat.
