Lanky_Pomegranate530@midwest.social to Atheist Memes@lemmy.world · 1 year agoIts not unconditional if it has conditionsmidwest.socialimagemessage-square123fedilinkarrow-up1942arrow-down128
arrow-up1914arrow-down1imageIts not unconditional if it has conditionsmidwest.socialLanky_Pomegranate530@midwest.social to Atheist Memes@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square123fedilink
minus-squareneidu2@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up21arrow-down12·1 year agoTo be fair, Jesus didn’t set any conditions. It was his dad being a dick as usual.
minus-squareNounsAndWords@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up48arrow-down3·1 year agoTo be entirely confusing to the point that words don’t have meaning any more. He literally is his father. So it’s still a bad excuse.
minus-squareowen@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up36arrow-down1·edit-21 year agoJesus: “Hey! My dad says if you don’t be my friend, he’ll rain terror on you.” Me: “Huh?” Jesus in a Deep Voice: “Be Jesus’ friend or face an eternal nightmare.”
minus-squareDaft_ish@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·1 year agoWhy have you forsaken him?
minus-squareHonytawk@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down1·1 year agoIsn’t Jesus his dad? And also the holy ghost at the same time? Sounds like deflecting.
minus-squareLumisal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·1 year agoDepends on your view. Some say he is, some say he’s different, some say they’re a paradoxical entity that both is and isn’t.
minus-squarenooneshere@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoTrying to save the face of Jesus?
To be fair, Jesus didn’t set any conditions. It was his dad being a dick as usual.
To be entirely confusing to the point that words don’t have meaning any more. He literally is his father. So it’s still a bad excuse.
Jesus: “Hey! My dad says if you don’t be my friend, he’ll rain terror on you.”
Me: “Huh?”
Jesus in a Deep Voice: “Be Jesus’ friend or face an eternal nightmare.”
“Why have I forsaken me??”
Why have you forsaken him?
Isn’t Jesus his dad? And also the holy ghost at the same time?
Sounds like deflecting.
Depends on your view.
Some say he is, some say he’s different, some say they’re a paradoxical entity that both is and isn’t.
Trying to save the face of Jesus?