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I’m bringing the average down for everyone.
Asexual me:
So how do you account for “I have literally no idea”?
I was a niteclub bouncer for 10 years. Its a miracle my dick hasnt fallen off.
My time on the door of a gay club was one of the greatest times of my life. The regulars would bring their straight girl friends in after a breakup, they have fruity cocktails, dance with stupidly attractive men then aim them at me at the end of the night because they knew I was single.
Real MVPs each and every one of them.
These antiquated institutions probably don’t count blowies, fingerblasting, etc either.
Also, orgies don’t count. I would never call they’ll my partners. I don’t even know their names!
Business acquaintances
It was a networking function
