🎶 Up where they walk

Up where they run

Up where they fuck all day in the sun🎵

Why is there a rolling pin in your bathroom?

🎵My brain: highly developed olfactory processor

Your brain: anxiety possessor 🎶

Mass Effect has a similar idea. There are species that eat levo foods and ones that eat dextro foods.

I told them to break it up, but they didn’t. How else can I de-escalate? I’m mostly trained in bonobo conflict resolution.

Probably: “ava”

This one works on multiple levels.

It’s an homage (or whatever you would call it) to The Crying Game iirc.

Not even the ending song? 🎶Swing your arms

Got rid of a bad relationship and got some pogs. Sounds pretty adequate to me.

Only if it’s pink kryptonite.

What else are you supposed to use to get that curl in them then?

I’m pretty sure that one is about Schrek.

No, no, no, you must respond with a Wikipedia article.

Also, the first article that you responded to has multiple times when Microsoft did this and you should go actually read it. Don’t need the specific example that you think acts like a counterpoint to think giant tech corps are assholes and will act like it.

Nananananasanananana Stallman

But where would it send the GPS data if not over Bluetooth?

All the screen area of a phone with all the durability issues of a foldable.

As Kurt Vonnegut put it in Mother Night: We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.

So we’re on our way to time travel.