Curious.

Hah, Tate last had that much hair when he was eight.

Ah, yeah. Misread, that makes way more sense.

Am I reading that correctly, that for the gov to start covering individual damages of over 5 million the OVERALL terrorism damages in that year have to be greater than 200 billion?

Salary man

It’s just a very accurate description of me.

The only thing using POV correctly anymore is porn.

Oh god, imagine USB-A’ing your electrical outlets.

*shudders in german*

Why in god’s name should you need therapy for writing about clay sculpting?!

Cars in 1999 did not have bench seats. Maybe 35 years ago.

Pick that up!

FOR KARL!!!

Um. If you order by May 25th, they will ship it three weeks into the past? Or do they need to know by May 25th 2025 to get it to you on time by May 4th 2026?

Oh, my sweet summer child.

Do you have any idea how German politics is evolving right now?

We took the first 10 months together and then I took an additional 8 months while she got back to work.

Literally zero regret. There’s so many small moments you’ll miss not being around. No amount of money can bring that back. Now that I’m working full time, it fucking hurts just seeing the kid basically just for dinner and bedtime during the week.

I work in an office, that’s the bare minimum here.

I’ve had a coworker argue that he’s not a nazi, despite doing all the nazi shit and saying all the nazi stuff, because he does it only for the money.

What is that. Triple barrel, hydraulic toilet?

Hiring me has many benefits!

• does work
• shows up
• takes average amount of toilet brakes
• rarely breaks things
• fucks up only on accident

THIS IS HOW YOUR FREE COFFEE AND WATER “BENEFITS” FUCKING SOUND!!

In my friend group (in Germany) certainly.

Maybe it’s aging as well, getting more severe hangovers and from less alcohol. But alcohol free beer has gotten so much better in the last 5-10 years, there’s ones where you legit can almost not even tell anymore. And there’s alcohol free wine and champagne as well.

I hear “Why aren’t you drinking?” way less.

More than half of my friends still smoke, though. Not a poor people thing here.