yyyesss?

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please add /s

and he still would have lost. he got nearly 20% of the popular vote and exactly 0 electoral votes. until we change the system, they cannot win. sorry. please vote against fascism

enjoy my (fake) upvote

superhero movies. when the first Tobey Maguire Spiderman premiered, it was magical. i had wished for this exact thing for years.

now i can’t stand any of them. they’re cringe af, like watching a bunch of toddlers play pretend grown up.

thanks, this actually makes me feel better.

also like an old man yelling at clouds. but better, nonetheless.

the internet. or some other mass communication methodology. we have developed it before we’re responsible enough to have it. there are too many bad actors ready to take advantage of our innate biological tribalism. we’ll kill ourselves before we reach very far into space.

The rest of my life, no question. I haven’t had a cold or the flu in years. It’s not inconvenient, other than a few assholes so why should I stop?

let them laugh, wear it anyway

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*you’re

yeah, they would

what the fuck. i’m sorry this happened to you

Rusty Shackleford!

it’s like some horrible fever dream

that kills people, carl!

ohh well I did not know that

the closest a third party has ever gone was Ross Perot. 21% of the popular vote - 0 electoral college votes.

it is not possible until something else changes.

Now that’s a name I’ve not heard in a long time.

it wasn’t funny

Take off the bald cap.