no read ಠ_ಠ

only trans god junk ಠ_ಠ

Maybe but Jesus Crisp it’s hot outside

my bad you guys, I dropped my magnum cockring for my monster sized dong while I was paragliding 😎

Only if Johnny plays Morticia and Winona plays Gomez

Also, you can definitely criticize something whilst participating in it, even if you have a choice to abstain. Like I don’t have to eat spicy burritos, but when I do, I’m going to still complain that they haven’t made antacid suppositories. You can ask for a better life.

Did you just offer me cheese?

Wait until you find out “bottoms up” isn’t about a group of people taking an elevator to get mimosas

Reclass everyone to sorcerer / wizard - panic at fire immune bosses - ??? - win game

Bruh hold on he promised me I could feel his thing

Of course

Elon Musk has a dollar

He has a lot of them, but he also has a dollar

Oh, like my caboose

96 bricks of cocaine? Damn, I can’t believe they found 95 bricks of cocaine. What kind of a dealer has 94 bricks of cocaine?

My method is that I’m both a shut-in and low-level employee so I only get a few emails a day which results in 0 unread emails

who’s a broke friendless loser now 😎

Bruh I picked human fighter, not human talker

This implies there could be a gay gluttony month and I’m all for it

Why not just fix it with a round freezer

It pairs great with the Khlav Kalash

I thought bats were nocturnal

Remember when CBC radio apologized for calling Palestine a country?