Did you finally turn into Goku?

What?

Explains New Jersey

That is a looooong middle finger

Everything about this. Yes!

Love how everyone is like “beans and rice!” and totally ignoring the energy and time it takes to make such things. And not everyone is a fan of beans and rice. At the end of the day being able to have a slice of pizza may be the only bright spot when you’re living paycheck to paycheck.

Either terrorism or impersonating a counter terrorism officer

You sure she wasn’t just playing nice in order to turn them into a coat?

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Was Texas always this bad?

Pro tip: if you so choose, try an epilator over shaving. Avoids nicks on shins, ankles, and knee areas

Who says you can’t?! Just get a pair and swang it!

Please don’t be that truck person. I’m just trying to drive to work and back in my Corolla and don’t want to play “cop car or alien tractor beam”

(Ma)'trixware

I thought those were donut holes and now I’m sad.

Guys this, guys that. That’s why I’m a lesbian

I like consent better

I remember having an embarrassing moment in high school, talking with close friends, talking about would we ever want to be a girl, and I said pregnancy seems cool. They did not feel the same… at all 😅

Let’s be honest, there is no such thing as an old, fat femboy. There’s a specific unfortunate ED component to femboys.