The elites don’t want you to know this but the ducks at the park are free you can take them home I have 458 ducks

encourage people to spend money

Yeah, exactly that

what

“In March of 1987, this situation was brought to light, and it was confessed and repented of. I submitted myself to the Elders of Shady Grove Church and the young lady’s father. They asked me to step out of ministry and receive counseling and freedom ministry, which I did.”

What the fuck

Like, what in the actual fuck

“People found out I raped a child but her dad said it was kinda chill”

They make rubber rings for this for people with ED who want rock hard boners

STOP! Collaborate an-

fuck

That is absolutely the wrong hill to die on.

He’ll be back on stage at the turn of the tide.

Nah, just an asshole.

Ma’am, this is a meme

You should wash your hands after shitting whether or not you have a bidet.

And Winnebago comes from the Algonquin for “the stinky water”.

Bowling for Soup was formed in 1994. The name comes from an old Steve Martin bit, Bowling for Shit. Bowling for Columbine was called that because the Columbine shooters went bowling before the massacre.

Home to a Belgian-American community; not to be confused with Belgium, Wisconsin, home to a Luxembourgish-American community.

Neither of those are minerals.

Nah

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It’s got feathers, it’s a bird smh

Uhh no. Trump attempted to invalidate the electoral college in order to overrule the election results.

He also exploited the electoral college in 2016, when he lost the popular vote but still won the election.

Keep your fridge stocked with their favorite stuff. The way to anyone’s heart is through the stomach.

My dad stopped buying chocolate milk a few years ago and now they wonder why I don’t visit them as much. I’m 34 and chocolate milk is still a great incentive. Shit’s expensive.