“No, no, I was talking about remodeling to add a little space to my lebensraum— I mean, living room.”

“I am altering the deal. Pray I don’t alter it any further.”

France does NOT fuck around when it comes to staunchly holding their own employment laws under internationally owned companies. If you want to fire someone, for example, you have to follow the French criteria, and it’s a complex and drawn out process that makes American MBAs melt like they’ve opened the Ark of the Covenant.

Swapping this bullshit over here for that bullshit over there so fast it’s a dead kid three-card monte

If you put them all together they eventually spell a slur.

But he said so himself! He even twirled where his mustache would be if he could grow one!

While they’re at it, the BofA $12/mo fee for having under $300 in your checking account at all times and $8/mo on your savings account should double until you learn your lesson for being so poor it gives Congress “the ick.”

That’s a Motor Coach, thank you

“Got a loicense for that mall ninja shit guv’nor”

What about my Ame-no-Murakumo-no-Tsurugi which is really more imperial regalia desu

Guess they don’t remember accutane. That’s a fun list of side effects right there.

I have a feeling it’ll come roaring back under RFK jr.

“So I used to be a transgender cabaret host in Berlin circa 1926. Haven’t we all?”

Remember OP, when you get scammed, call them back and ask nicely so they can refund you onto a different card number since that first one is toast.

Put out the nice doormat.

I hear non-federal prison is fun. Mix them in with gen pop while waiting in a transfer that never comes. Surely the thoughts and prayers are effective against boiling sugar water.

Not so fun when you’re the ones being pumped and dumped

They yearn for the mines

They also won’t cover 3 out of 4 tires getting slashed but that’s neither here nor there.