One more of theirs, a classic

Like if Vin Diesel’s right nut were left outside on a moderately breezy day

Whoever allowed “farther” over “further” did not do an article about higher ed any favors.

Artist is Will Laren

“(I can’t get no) Satisfaction” as covered by Cat Power. It completely omits the guitar riff and chorus, and lays bare the song for the empty life that it portrays. You wouldn’t even recognize it for The Rolling Stones.

How is the WiFi in Argentina these days

Just a thought: If anyone’s thinking of getting an autism evaluation or has one scheduled, as frustrating as it might be, this might not be the time if you value your PHI or don’t want to get on the government radar.

His entire job as an MMA commentator is to interview people who were recently concussed into a pulp. That’s about where he’s at — able to converse with people who are struggling to stay lucid enough to not get carried out on a stretcher. Something something DMT and gorillas, Jamie pull that up.

How many people are up and current on their loans with zero problems? Let’s check the notes… aaaaand it’s under 40%.

This needs to be in front of every movie.

“If I see you videotaping this movie, Satan will rain down your throat with hot acid and dissolve your testicles and turn your guts into snakes”

Jiggle jam, puddin cups.

I’m personally rooting for “sucked into an escalator”

The best part after “As long as they don’t ruin my water” etc., in detail:

His concerns about water are more than theoretical. Last year The Boring Company was fined $11,876 (£8,950) by the Texas Commission on Environmental Quality after being cited for water pollution violations.

The Boring Company initially planned to dump wastewater in the nearby Colorado River but, after local pressure, signed a deal to send the sludge to a Bastrop wastewater treatment plant.

$11,876 sure teaches a multi-billion dollar company a lesson. Enjoy your new Flint, MI.

36 hours of goon? No wonder he was screaming, I bet his dick looks like a pistol grip.

Fingers crossed he fucks up enough to link it to something like PFAS (already a no) and we get serious reform out of it.

Theres no way Garcia wasn’t rushed through makeup and wardrobe hours before and only beaten with car antennas for a couple days prior so he could still get up to do the photo op.

I was the person who wrote all the posts, now looking for freelance work.

Perfect. No notes.