One thing has nothing to do with the other.

Should have called it “Dim and Dimmer.”

Passed an old guy on a hike yesterday who was greeting everyone he passed happily.
His t-shirt said Bad Mood.

“Arrivederci America”

How is this a fertility issue? Are people unable to have children, or just unwilling?

Is this Jeopardy?

I’ll take stupid comments for $1000.

I prefer to make a mock at tan.

Or even hyperbolic cosine.

I wonder what percentage of us don’t.

I’ve never liked horror movies or roller coasters or anything like that.

Long cold days and short colder nights?

“Black eyes. Like a doll’s eye…”

intensive, unless you’re growing some kind of laxative.

If they’re a mother-fucker are they really gay though?

“It tastes like feet!”

Hand down the front of your pants?

Answer: Groucho Marx

Question: What do you get when someone beats you with a Groucho.

“Well, I didn’t vote for you.”

“You stole my Jesus fish!”

Region

I read the title like “you can’t fix stupid”.

e.g. “you can’t teach drunk”

I’m sure it hasn’t happened yet.