Even if old age gets him, Vance becomes the acting president, and he’s every bit as evil while not being quite as senile. I highly doubt the MAGA cult is going to die alongside Trump.

It’s heartening to see someone else sharing what’s usually my line! I recommend a wooden toothpick for the aforementioned cleaning.

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This is the first time I’ve seen you break character. Hope you’re taking care of yourself in this challenging environment for satire.

Thank fuck Canada has the balls to look into this.

It’s just like email (or Usenet on the chance you’re old) - you have an account on lemmy.world, you can only log in on lemmy.world, but you can read and reply to users and posts on fedia.io, mander.xyz, feddit.org, etc., et al

Oh, I see. They should have agreed to a ceasebomb instead.

I think there are many people who can’t handle 4 years of economic hardship. A lot of folks are barely making ends meet as-is.

“made in america” tends to mean “we imported a bunch of the components and did the final assembly in the US”

glissando on the first syllable of ‘marble’ works great in my head!

You’ve been hit by, You’ve been struck by, A smooth marble

Bonus points for the cedilla

In my experience joints typically either don’t have a filter or have a handmade filter. They’re delicate, and rolling it between your fingers can open up the end and spill things out. So it’s better to have a more precise grip on them.

They didn’t at first… and if it hadn’t gotten so much attention, who’s to say what could have happened?

Sometimes you want to just go to the grocery store without getting pummeled by dodgeballs

save some adjectives for the rest of us

a well-received congressional address (69% CNN approval, 76% CBS/YouGov)

I’m not usually the type for conspiratorial thinking, but can we really trust these numbers? There is a strong incentive to manipulate statistics of support here, and with all the other blatant corruption happening right now I don’t think it’d be unreasonable for the strings to be being pulled here

And then caught fire.

seriously - too many people see criticism of Israel’s government and read it as condemnation of all Jews. As if it’s the case that that government represents all Jewish people worldwide (or even all Jewish people in Israel…!)

It’s like people are thinking that wanting Israel to stop its genocide also means there should be another genocide targeting Jews?? Nuance beyond that sort of black-and-white polarized viewpoint seems to be increasingly dead.

Some of them are pretty stupid, just not stupid enough to be a self-resolving problem