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Hey, Russian Warship, go fuck yourself.

I would assume their god would have saved them on their holy pilgrimage.

I’m gonna go suck my wife’s teeth and see what her reaction is

In Donald’s day they didn’t have 24. All they had was 12 and they liked it.

But you can still blow Dustin

(Dustin thanks you for your service)

Yes. I think it would add more value to the time I have now and would help me best prepare for my passing.

Netanyahi should disband himself

Immigration and Customs Enforcement in the US. They’re basically the ones who raid homes and businesses looking for undocumented workers

Oh man. What if Hannibal crossed the Alps in these?

Pfft… Rookie. Everyone knows you’re supposed to boof bong water.

Better make it 21.

Ron Paul