Aren’t emotions by definition irrational?

Give you three guesses what color the bears are.

They’re just really great friends.
Their husbands died in the war.

The burnt bean people like their beef well done.

They should leave him a gun and one bullet.

They belong in the realm of disease, not animals.

Bobert was caught hand signing with Tucker Carlson at the Beetlejuice show.

Fun fact. Hitler was lactose intolerant. But he loved milk.

Ah, the Federalist. Too much of a pussy to have been a school shooter. Impotently flinging poo at the rest of us.

I wonder how New York City would treat rank and file MAGA.

That part of the state is known for deep religion. Think venomous snakes and arsenic Sundays.

Schrodinger’s millionaire: simultaneously special while just working hard to achieve success.

Reason? How about stupidity as a reason?

As i understand it, it’s there as a destination for when you coerce your wife/girlfriend into going out of the room naked.

I wonder how Lindsey feels.

Lock him up.

When your primary motivations are to get laid, get rich, and become popular, in that order, kiss has it down to an art form.

It’s not that bad. I get kicked in the teeth all the time. I still got some. Only gives me problems when i try to eat certain foods. I don’t like corn on the cob anyway.

Knives are large bullets without the ballistic capabilities brought by the rest of the round. And you can carry different knives.

There are plenty of retro viruses i would hope these could apply to.