showmustgo [he/him, comrade/them]

Hilarious. For the past two decades, the industry harp had been “We can sell our tech to China to bring down their emissions!”

How funny that the switch has flipped. What are these tech salesman preaching now? Or do they still think that they are ahead?

I would never contest that point

Am I wrong that it’s correct in the subject/object sense

They’re also legal in PRC.

A tiny island nation has the same number of doctors as the northern half of turtle island

I think this weirdo is honoured with the only channel I asked YouTube to never recommend me again

No one needs 30 minutes to explain the minutia of how the Vegas sphere web designer took artistic license with how the digits of pi are displayed.

Annoying and smug about it

Everyone lie down and snuggle, we’re going on the Maglev!

Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhh.

Breathe it in. Fill your lungs. Hold it there. Roll your eyes back. Loosen your grip.

That hit will hold you for a while, but never as long as the last one.

Now back to the shit heap.

People are great until you put them in a car.

Having the Samemiddlename

I used to have an Chinese app called TTS that I found on Reddit that could connect your TTS reader to using Microsoft’s premium voices, god that was awesome. I used an app called Read Aloud, those were the golden years. Since I can no longer use MS voices and ReadEra Premium started offering TTS I just uninstalled the two above.

ReadEra Premium gives you some network TTS options but they are only Good. Not sure if the free version offers TTS.

The “I have a [topic] joke, but [topical reason why it wouldn’t land or you wouldn’t get it]” template

Looking for the future participle of yeet

Hell yeah might be time to upgrade from the 6 pro

You wouldn’t download a kid

Fall guy time

Hell yeah. Although what are laundry sheets? We just buy powdered detergent

I refuse to buy water, therefore I use bar soap for my entire body

My body seems happy with the choice

Cute

Get back in the water