I guess they took “DUI training” literally

The party of state’s rights ladies and gentlemen

We’ve had socialism with American characteristics for about 45y at this point. We socialize the losses and privatize the gains.

Uhh, no thanks, I like my genitals disease free

You just have to overflow your casino balance back into the positive

I absolutely can’t wait to see the carnage in the stock market tomorrow morning

Second, we already had Hoover. Trump’s policies are basically a rerun of an economic approach we proved doesn’t work 100y ago.

4d chess ladies and gentlemen

Looks like the AI has trained on enough “this looks like your homework assignment, good luck!” comments

For the last 8y more like

The White House presents: Easter brought to you by Nabisco!

To their credit they’re destroying government to pave the way for oligarchy very efficiently

Don’t forget to wipe your ass with it first

They’ll hold little signs then put them away when their masters tell them to

Honestly? I see Republicans hit with SS and Medicare cuts going postal before our Democrat representatives bother to even try to be effective

So the thoughts and prayers approach

This is what happens when you train your magical AI on a decade+ of internet shitposting

The same technology the billionaire class wants I use to eliminate payroll entirely

Old thin clients and mini PCs are great for this. Many either have a half sized PCIe slot or can take a second network interface using the WiFi m.2 slot and a 3d printed bracket to mount the nic port.