You smash the spark plug, and toss the shards at the window. After that, the window is easy to shatter.

I’m calling it. Roach flu, next pandemic.

Yeah, write it for the person who has to replace you when you inevitably get laid off so that your company can hire someone for half your salary.

Originally, they were treated as players. A damage spell that could hit a player could be redirected on resolution to damage their planeswalker instead. This led to some pretty dumb situations when rather than declare a spell targeting the planeswalker, you would declare it targeting the player, essentially tricking them into thinking the planeswalker was safe and allowing a spell to resolve, only to redirect the damage after the spell is allowed.

Creatures having to be declared attacking a planeswalker specifically made the game tedious as well.

The fact that you have a game-breaking permanent on the board that you have to turn your attention to immediately even if you’re way ahead in the game, it just feels worse than stabilizing the board and turning the tide. And then they have to keep making new, more powerful ones to get people to buy new product.

Agreed. They sort of made sense as an experiment in Lorwyn, but planeswalkers became the face of the game and had to be shoehorned into every set since then. They’re bad game design as all the rules and strategy need to be adjusted just to make them work, and they still take over games on their own.

The real shark jump was when they made a set with dozens of planeswalkers in it. Way to take your worst-designed cards and just shove a set full of them.

Canada wouldn’t hit the ground first, since the guy would be falling in an arc, while the US would be falling straight down.

We’re not literally powering all of that stuff. We sell electricity for very cheap. If we cut it off, nobody’s going to lose power, they’re just going to get a much more expensive electric bill.

obligatory Don’t talk to the police

Every day is Shut The Fuck Up Friday.

Oh no, she didn’t!

You’re supposed to click where you think it should go. It’s a voting mechanism.

In the fiscal quarter ending June 2024, Microsoft reported over 500 million monthly active gaming users across all platforms and devices

I assume that includes Windows as a platform, which would include Steam users as well. It’s easy to look good when you include your competitor’s numbers in your own.

He never dodged a goose. He took it straight to the face.

I would have loved to see that fight happen. Both are human garbage, but Zuckerberg is apparently a high level BJJ competitor. I think it would have been pretty one-sided.

Sounds like someone leads a boring and meaningless life.

I just roll up the cable and stuff the charger behind the strap anyway. It’s never been an issue for me.

What I did find that I liked is this stand that fits in that hole. It had a hole to mount a cheap USB-C dock which I had to make a little bit bigger for the one I own, but it’s pretty convenient for me.

The plane landed right side up and then flipped over.

We should have a law that planes aren’t allowed to flip over.

Mostly, I just want to be able to copy/paste passwords and then delete them from the clipboard. It was concerning when I would delete the contents of my clipboard and the next day my password was back there again.

Looks like it was the solution for me. You can disable clipboard sharing completely, or disable the automatic sharing if you want to still be able to share when you need to.

I don’t get it, the year on the calendar keeps getting bigger, and I can’t figure out why.

I guess he couldn’t find a feeling to borrow.