Boeing introduces: “free range seating!”

Ryanair has entered the chat.

We need a Wolverine version of Multiplicity with Michael Keaton.

Strong crossover potential with Batman, Birdman and Vulture…

He looks like a water skipper.

Somewhat similar, the title refers to an insect that the photo resembles.

Gerry Gergich?

What’s next, are they gonna do a Watchmen comic or something?

Then I bet they’ll make a game based on that comic.

Yes, I know he died a few years ago.

Damn, it’s been ten years.

To get a little more pedantic, his ex-girlfriend’s adopted daughter.

something named for New Jersey.

The Situation.

I had to specifically mute all of my notifications because I couldn’t find out what app was causing them and it was driving me nuts.

I’ve been doing that for years. I only have a handful of apps with audio notifications, basically the most important ones that need my attention right away. Everything else gets vibrate.

“How is it?” “It varies from person to person.”

“Who was that?” “Bob. They had a baby. It’s a boy.”

Preferably, max security prison, brick over the entrance

Amontillado, my favorite beverage.

I’d hate to hear the logic they used to change that law

It was wrapped up in a big transportation budget bill, one of many amendments which were designed to cut expenses.

“Fro-drick!?”

If you wrap the TV in tinfoil, it’ll be a faraday cage and block all WiFi

I just keep my TV embedded in a block of lead.

Is this the one where they used footage of New York instead of London?

Yep. From the article:

Issued by Conservative Central Office (CCHQ), it has already been edited and re-uploaded after viewers spotted that one of the dystopian-looking scenes it depicted was of the New York subway rather than the London Tube.

I would like to know the other 9 please

This is what the link in the article is to.

the guy named after a fraud beloved by total morons (Ayn Rand)

“Rand” is a short form of “Randal”, his full name. His father didn’t name him after Ayn Rand.

“Everything I do is the attitude of an award winner, because I’ve won an award.”

Texas’ 2nd Congressional District is in the same class.

I think this post is a follow-up to one about that district.