Whatcha doin with that landmine?
“Uhhhh…cartoon mischief?”
Well okay then. Welcome to Disneyland.

Have you been given jewelry that had some wackadoodle magical properties? Call the law offices of Gandalf and Gandalf and don’t settle for less than you deserve!

RAWR -Your favorite Dino bros maybe.

Awww look, he wants to launch the missile!

Poor captain. The light is no longer burning inside him, but defiantly he stands.

I shall introduce a law allowing gruel in the workhouse to be replaced with watered down sawdust.

Weekend at Chase Manhattan.

Shield toad.

Oh hell yeah. (T-Rex sounds)

Dog: Oh do you fellows also have yachts?

Bro, do you even LEAP!?

Derek needs to be on the sandwich offender list.

Dear IRS,

How are you? I am well. I paid my tax already when I bought gum at the Gas N Go, and it was 78 cents.

Your pal,
saltnotsugar

This is new console…Fun Barrel. For 20 liters of kerosene, you can play all night if the coolant doesn’t ignight.

Havin BBQ in the backyard,
Bombin Iraq in my heart,
Ate too many beans,
Now it’s time to fart.

Bless the great smoking trout. Bless the smoke rings from his great maw. Soon we shall join him at the Gas N’ Go in the sky, and take our own ciggies for glory.

And the people came out of the city of Jerusalem, and beheld a bunny laying eggs of many colors. Many were confused, for the eggs were then hidden, within them, candies from leading brands. Hippitus Hoppitus.

Should have used a jet pack to get to flat heaven. Could have ended up in flat hell.

We’ve been getting complaints about your lack of drinking at work. We’re not in the Prussian aristocracy Ben, now take a couple of shots and get out there and make financial decisions for the company!

I bet woodpeckers have cool internal DOOM music playing when they go nuts on a tree.