Future mes problem:

Well, someone did a wet doodoo while speaking to the nation.

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I am waiting for his fans go “BUT ITS ONLY THE PERSONAAAAAAA”.

Remember when US politicians argued about declaring Pi to 3?

Would have been funny seeing the world go boink in about a week.

Makes all the “mom fucking” on CoD so much more real.

Gatekeeping books is a great sign that someone didn’t read anything but the Wikipedia synopsis just to sound smart on the internet.

Racist? Space Marines aren’t racist. We love all races. As long as they don’t have green skin. Or you know, belong to a different religion. I don’t know why anyone would call us racist. We don’t hate any races.

Except Orks.

And Eldar.

And Dark Eldar.

And Necrons.

And T’au. Because nobody likes dumbass weeaboo space communists.

But at least they don’t try to eat us like the Tyranids.

Sounds like someone didn’t eat his spiders while sleeping.

They can certainly try.

Had to scroll way too long to find the right answer.

I miss r/40kLore. It was my favourite sub. But sometimes people do drugs and post on it.

A moment of silence for our crypto bros, who called everyone stupid, dumb and an agent of the status quo, all the while wrecking their finances in some of the most obvious Ponzi schemes in the history of mankind. You truly knew it better.

Seeing you go bankrupt was the funniest shit ever.

Just found out Khorne is AB+.

Reverse image search gives me a Spotless starling.

But if it is a new species I call dibs on naming it: Grumpy featherfluffle.

The game fucks with you. You start thinking you being the hero in the story. But you keep doing more and more fucked up shit, justifying it all because the main character is blended by his sense of justice…aaaaaand a pretty heavy psychosis.

One of the most well known parts for example: You know these cool levels in CoD, when you see the battlefield from above with an infrared camera and shoot at targets on the ground? You do something similar here too. Just to see later that you just burned a refugee camp to the ground with phosphorus bombs. You get to see the whole horrific mess you just orchestrated.

Your teammates also make a lot of comments that only make sense later, when you figure out that you have lost your mind and talked to people who aren’t there, etc. probably to cope with the shit you are doing.

I can’t recommend this enough.

One of the best games I have ever played. Short, fast, depressing af. Love it.

It’s more like a warning. I went to London once, it wasn’t pleasant.

I can only make assumptions. But if I would be a sociopath and bored out of my mind. I think making up this kind of shit, fabricating and pushing bullshit just to see what sticks could be something that seems like fun?