Also, it’s not the real Mona Lisa.

Cats never really sleep. They wait.

Dragonforce is awesome.

Personally, I hope they successfully secede, then get taken over by Mexico. #maketexasmexicoagain

He’s one of the reasons my wife and I moved out of Texas.

Did he get confused and hire a prostitute as a lawyer?

Plus rent (or a mortgage).

Then I suppose school really is preparing you for life. All this time I thought they were just teaching to the test.

I hope you stub your toe…

HILARIOUS!!!

This person clearly listened to a different brand of punk than what I listened to. He should run this by Jello Biafra.

It’s not obscure. This is the example, with syntactic differences, for this problem in almost every programming book I’ve read. He just didn’t include newlines.

“Got Up or Stayed Up” is a fun game to play at Burning Man.