Just… don’t install the update?

…oh right, you don’t actually own your computer under Windows.

This must be the famous Linux-to-queer pipeline I’ve heard so much about.

If you put the whole ass campfire in the tent, it might fly away. Put the fire in the freezer overnight, then thaw it out in chunks when needed.

Alternatively, scrape some glue off your pizza and use it to stick the tent’s bottom to the ground.

An unexpected viewing of “Russian Lathe Accident” should suffice. That guy was all over the place.

“Fired? I’m not fired, you’re fired!”

Unless what it “looks like” disproves another conspiracy they’ve swallowed hook, like, sinker, cock, and balls; then whatever it “looks like” is a conspiracy to cover up “the truth”!

Cybercriminals are creaming their jorts at the potential exploits this might open up.

Now, if we were talking about one Nokia…

Doctor Ignaz Semmelweiss in the mid-1800s suggested that obstetricians should wash and sterilize their hands before attending their patients to reduce the chance of postpartum infection. He was rejected by the medical community, ridiculed by colleagues, and eventually locked in an asylum where he was killed.

We’re sliding back in time.

Evaporated inside the Death Star’s reactor -> Get Somehowed back into existence.

There’s no superpower that compares to bad writing.

Nice tits

That’s pretty much how he kept the public image of “eccentric genius” for so many years. I once read an article (can’t remember where, don’t care enough to search) that said that SpaceX had/has a team whose entire purpose was to babysit Musk when he had a temper tantrum. The team formed organically, like a cyst around a foreign object, and minimized damage to PR.

When Twitter was infested, it didn’t have this immunity and now the world (or those of us who care) knows how much of a shithead he is.

Riot was/is also a cesspit of sexual harrassment and discrimination, but nobody seems to remember.

Embracer is a sickness, a malignant fucking growth on gaming.

For non-speakers, it’s kind of like reading Scots as a monolingual English speaker. https://sco.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scots_leid

Unfortunately, brushless motors are also trivial to waterproof.

“Are you feeling stressed? Did you just lose a family member? Or are you living in an abusive relationship? Well, do I have the stuff for that!”

And a bitch is a female dog, I know. There’s a factor of intention, a.k.a mens rea, a.k.a guilty mind that separates right from wrong based on why a person does something. It’s this sort of inconvenient nuance that dealing with absolutes doesn’t allow.

Try telling that to a text filter or a moderator on a power trip. They won’t give a rat’s ass about “to retard” meaning “to reduce or hold back.” Even the linked article fails to make the semantic distinction when it calls for the elimination of the word.

If this comment disappears, it will have proven my point.

Lord of the Rings, the moment it was infested by the malignant growth of WB.