I just block everything that has the words “news” or “meme” in them. That already avoids you 90% of bad news and disgrace.

Look at them prudes implying that sex is not a beautiful and natural thing.

They didn’t have tape back then.

Wtf, just forget about it. What’s the point to bring this up now? Then what? A couple more years and you remember another little dirty detail from that night and put her through this all over again? You had your chance to be honest. Those are past waters now. Bringing this up again would just be a self serving way of using her to clear up your conscience.

Of course it’s not the right place, what’s aww about a cat with a bite hole in its face?

Stop using your (?) injured cat to fish for stranger’s money.

Yeah, I agree. People are stupid. Let their pets roam around and then come to the internet with an inflammatory “someone shot my cat” post. Of course you’re not being neglectful, it was definetely the imaginary bad neighbour with a gun.

Typical for a group of people that probably dedicated their whole careers to Windows. Could have just put it plainly that they don’t want to pay engineers that have the skills to do this on Linux.

Indeed there are.

In the face of “endless sins”, knees buckling seems like a pretty mild punishment. Count me in.

This is good stuff right here.

Option 3, final answer.

Good, I already don’t answer the phone anyway.

Yeah and scaring the shit out of grandpa doesn’t alter the timeline, as you know.

I’m too colorblind to know if this is a joke.

Mate, just make sure you’re not getting into trouble with all that positive thinking, ok? Take care.

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Good, write another one of these in a couple of months instead of stalking her and you’re set.

But really, you’re young, that’s how these things go. Don’t overthink it.

What do you mean, no?

So, what are we supposed to do with this information? Is this health related or just fuel for doomscrolling?