Professional Halo player. Signed a contract to play, but never got the chance to play the following season.

100% achievements in Celeste.

That’s no accident.

This is absolutely true and so easy to do. You can also bring as many dry snacks as you want.

I mean y’all are both right, no? Caffeine is a drug but its addictive nature is nothing compared to other drugs.

The seamless interaction between objects is sublime. There are so many times where you’re like “I wonder if…” and the game handles your guess without any hiccups.

Ok, I concede to LA. One out of how many games, then?

Game freak doesn’t count lol. They are terribly made games lol.

First party Nintendo games maintain value forever. This is not exclusive to the switch.

None of the first party games are slow or laggy.

Online is nothing special. Splatoon 3 plays great, though.

First party games and indie games are the only great reasons to own a switch and if you stick to those guns, most everything you said doesn’t hold water.

Because then you wouldn’t have a six barreled shotgun.

Like 20 citations needed lol.