Better than Strange Brew?

god was just trying to get Judean citizenship this whole time, and we accidentally made a religion out of it. Whoopsie doodle.

“My kingdom for a left-handed can-opener!”

Wait, so he’s admitting hunter’s laptop is a hoax? Or is his ephedrine addled brain having trouble keeping track of all of the lies?

The fuck is the “laptop from hell”?

Sounds like serotonin syndrome, possibly from NBOMes ?

It’s no Halloween III.

No Maggie, not Aztec, Olmec.

You mean the ones where all the comments say [deleted]?

I always assumed the two communities were the result of some mod-drama/schism, if that’s not the case, nuking one makes perfect sense to me. Unfortunately the lesser used and formerly mod-abandoned community has the better underlying name, but what can you do.

I use wX from f-droid. It uses data from the National Weather Service, so it might not be useful if you are located outside the US.

“A wizard did it”

I believe Bhutan is generally considered to be the happiest nation, but I’ve never been there, so don’t quote me on that.

Xcrement

Fourth paragraph from the end:

Scholars have speculated that the ointments often mentioned in accounts of such flight might have functioned as hallucinogens, producing sensations of flying. The most thorough study of these accounts, however, finds that such references rarely appear in voluntary testimony. They come instead from authorities recording, and often reshaping, what accused witches said.

This is intentional, it’s to give the edibles time to kick in.

Flintstones chewable morphine!

I’m imagining a movie based on these events, played out as a comedy of errors. Probably in too poor taste for the major studios.

Isn’t it two thirds, or 67 seats? Not that that’s any more likely to happen.

I wonder what the flaw was that prevented Leonard Maltin from giving this the full three stars?