Last person out, please turn out the lights.

Wrapping your celebration up in hatred. Classy.

Sending hugs my airborne cephalopod.

Sometimes I start writing a reply and then realize I don’t really care.

Bowman should run as an independent.

Who ordered the haggis?

I don’t know. Sometimes I wonder how far I could get on the money in the bank and the gas in my car. Just keep driving.

There’s a story waiting to be told.

Late for the next time point.

How is there not more protesting about this? Greeks used to be really good at that.

I’m going to go scrub my tub with ammonia and bleach now.

The man page was empty.

I wish my employer would implement one. Policy is not to store any saved passwords so we can’t even use the built-in password manager on the web browser. I have a dozen different passwords.

If I recall correctly, the Andromeda Strain mutated into a form that ate plastic.

Whatever, just wash your hands.

No. Being Gay and being Trans are two different things. When I came out as a gay man, my sister asked me if I wanted to be a girl. I told her no. I’m perfectly happy with my birth gender. I am just attracted to other men. I never felt like I was in the wrong body.

Wouldn’t that fall under the jurisdiction of the Governor?

Now, they will just close the plant. Then people will say, “SEE? Unions suck!”

Shelley Duvall is just getting started.

I did that this morning before work. Luckily, I work from home most days.