President Mike Johnson outlaws women going out in public alone and institutes daily Bible reading classes. Attendance is mandatory if you don’t want to end up in an El Salvador slave prison.

For all we know, in that moment Elon was standing on some dirt, making him the wealthiest person on lower-case earth.

As online commentary states: I sold my car to myself for $1 million.

The numbers don’t mean anything at all.

Sometimes you try to add one of the Maiar to a chat, and another just gets sort of sucked in.

Overqualified.

Dude thinks the world would be better off if the allies had lost WWII and now also if the US had lost the Revolutionary War.

Total loser who craves losses.

Global Pandemic 2: Bird Flu Boogaloo

Clingy ex-bf vibes. Which, given the circumstances of his dismissal, is even more gross.

If it makes you feel better, you probably also hold a stake in their direct competition.

Especially with a company that once decided they owned “scrolls” in any video game title.

Remember when the GOP sued google because its spam filters were too effective?

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/elections/republican-committee-sues-google-email-spam-filters-rcna53580

You were just that good at circumventing it. You had to be double-banned in response.

Cathulhu?

He is a certain type of anti-intellectual who believes “nothing is true unless I discover it myself.”

Education is useless, truth is a lie, etc, etc.

So he destroys everything he touches until he can recreate knowledge himself, poorly, expensively, and redundantly. Then declares himself a genius for getting back to basically where the rest of humanity already was years ago.

The year they won the SB, they topped the league in O-Line spending. The next year, as contracts ran out or were otherwise shed, they dropped to 6th but made the SB again.

From the 2015 season through 2024, they’ve only been in the top half of the league once (barely, 2017, ranking 16th) while winning three playoff games total over those 10 years.

They’ve lived the success and the failure of a team-building theory, but refuse to learn the obvious lesson. Insanity.

FH4 and 5 are effectively MMOs. There is plenty to do alone, and the other players can mostly be ignored, but it’s still a shared world.

Not a lore expert, so if anyone else challenges me on this, they’re almost certainly right.

The world was flat at one point, but canonically became round at the end of the second age (before LOTR). That said, some beings can still perceive the world differently. Primarily this is in reference to elves’ ability to just piss off and leave the world behind, but maybe all non-humans have some latent ability to see things humans can’t?

Flori-dor?

Who’s bringing the roadkill bear meat?

apt-get out